I'm sure by now you've heard that Mrs.Tom Brady, Gisele Bundchen , thinks that we should have global legislation requiring moms to breastfeed for the first six months of life. While I'll be the first to agree that breastfeeding is the ideal, it's not always possible. Take our home, for example.

Now I must admit that I would have gladly nursed Elly for the weight loss benefits alone! Being married to a doctor, I'm pretty certain that he could have made it happen.  But let's face it nobody likes moobs (man boobs) and lactating also brings significant clothing risks if you leak through your shirt. Who needs that!

It did get me wondering though. How would one would enforce this worldwide "Gisele Law"? Here's what I'm picturing...
-Knock, knock.
-Who's there?
-It's the Department of Global Lactation Security, ma'am. We're here make sure you don't have any bootleg Enfamil in your house. We'll also need to see your breast pump.

What qualifies a supermodel and wife of a legendary football player on global practicalities? I bet she doesn't even recycle. Personally, I don't think supermodels should be allowed to speak (see Tyra Banks ) but you don't see me trying to ban them from doing so.