The only thing I find more annoying than the Kardashian sisters (for the time being) is the entire Palin clan.  Sarah is like that stain that I got on my new shorts.  She just won’t go away. 

Here’s a big shocker this week.  Nineteen year old Bristol called off her engagement to Levi the day that she announced it because things “soured”.  Do you know why, Bristol?  Because at 19, if you decide to get married to help Mama get elected, there’s a good chance your relationship will have the shelf life of a gallon of milk. 

Mama Palin all along has somehow found a way to make her daughter a heroine for getting knocked up at 17.  However, if the same 17-year old was from the inner city in Detroit instead of Wasila, Alaska , I suspect that Palin would describe her something like this:  “a welfare scamming ho’ who should have kept a quarter between her knees in order to save this country and its god-fearing tax payers’ money.”

It’s just a gosh darn shame that The Bachelorette is on ABC and not on Fox, because my guess is Mama could pull some strings to get Bristol on the next season.  But fear not, I’m sure Bristol and Levi will pop up on celebrity reality shows more than Danny Bonaduce .