George Michael,

You got caught driving under the influence again? C'mon! And this is the second time this summer?! Nobody should drink and drive. Period. But when people with your kind of money don't act responsibly, it really pisses me off. If you're gonna get your groove on, hire a driver! How about Andrew Ridgely? Certainly he's not doing anything.

I'm a fan of your music. I even know that your last name is singular and not plural. I do worry though that you're quickly turning into one of those tragic old queens who doesn't know when it's time to grow up.

Just like every gay man should reach a point in his life when he has to admit he's too old to wear Abercrombie + Fitch, your time has come. You asked, so here it is... "Wake up, before you go-go!"

Love,
CattyDaddy